There’s plenty roasting today.
Mmmmm. Long pig.
Look I always knew Brexit was gonna be bad but are we really at the Soylent Green stage already?
I refuse to eat liquidised gammon
And therein lies the problem.
I tried to buy gammon yesterday and the shelves were empty. Gammons in the street but not in the shops.
Indeed, but you really wouldn't want to eat any of it!